Honwigjen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Honwigjen created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honwigjen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honwigjen, he will turn you into a duck.

Honwigjen's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Honwigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must love Honwigjen.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Honwigjen on top of all buildings.