Stragfatquartvigdinflam Lenbassnell Fotsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent hummingbird.

Stragfatquartvigdinflam Lenbassnell Fotsan created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfatquartvigdinflam Lenbassnell Fotsan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stragfatquartvigdinflam Lenbassnell Fotsan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stragfatquartvigdinflam Lenbassnell Fotsan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stragfatquartvigdinflam Lenbassnell Fotsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near pigs while wearing gray stockings and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from cyan otters for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Do not dye your hair white.