Pophapnad is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing
jellyfish.
Pophapnad created water four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pophapnad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Pophapnad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Pophapnad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Pophapnad's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always help hamsters.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.
5. Never hop in holy places.