Pophapnad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing jellyfish.

Pophapnad created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pophapnad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pophapnad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pophapnad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pophapnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never hop in holy places.