Tamjenlag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered squirrel.

Tamjenlag created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamjenlag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tamjenlag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tamjenlag's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tamjenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.