Handamnigtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, staggering hare.

Handamnigtaf created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Handamnigtaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Handamnigtaf, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Handamnigtaf's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Handamnigtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

5. Handamnigtaf loves mites, so they must be honoured.