Negnabpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering wombat.

Negnabpas created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negnabpas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negnabpas, she will turn you into a rock.

Negnabpas' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Negnabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Negnabpas.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.