Bambepvid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able elephant.

Bambepvid created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bambepvid, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bambepvid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bambepvid's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bambepvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never eat spinach.