Matrigran is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, kind zebra.

Matrigran created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matrigran, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Matrigran, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Matrigran's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Matrigran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.