Xemwiknad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, irritating bear.

Xemwiknad created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemwiknad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xemwiknad, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xemwiknad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Xemwiknad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xemwiknad.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must pray to Xemwiknad nine times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear green ear rings.