Cepcussrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful alligator.

Cepcussrul created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepcussrul, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cepcussrul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cepcussrul's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cepcussrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing fawn jumpers.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.