Flagnillflan is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced troll.

Flagnillflan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagnillflan, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flagnillflan, he will destroy your home solar system.

Flagnillflan's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flagnillflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flagnillflan's priests.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.