Fotdutbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fast hare.

Fotdutbast created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Fotdutbast, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fotdutbast, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fotdutbast's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fotdutbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.