Yikrakjanyat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, conceited beaver.

Yikrakjanyat created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikrakjanyat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikrakjanyat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yikrakjanyat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yikrakjanyat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikrakjanyat.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat green fruit.