Bugbonflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful fairy.

Bugbonflow created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Bugbonflow, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugbonflow, it will turn you into a frog.

Bugbonflow's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bugbonflow's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.