Xenkabzim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, happy fox.

Xenkabzim created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkabzim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xenkabzim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Xenkabzim's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xenkabzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near ants while wearing indigo stockings.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Xenkabzim loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.