Tikgarwit is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic
capybara.
Tikgarwit created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tikgarwit, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Tikgarwit, he will turn you into a duck.
Tikgarwit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Tikgarwit's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the north.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always treat birds with great respect.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.