Zodbinxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, two-faced dolphin.

Zodbinxuc created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbinxuc, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zodbinxuc, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zodbinxuc's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zodbinxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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