Looptettimadlig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish squid.

Looptettimadlig created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptettimadlig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Looptettimadlig, it will turn you into a hamster.

Looptettimadlig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Looptettimadlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Looptettimadlig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.