Gadlanyog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome wombat.

Gadlanyog created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlanyog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gadlanyog, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gadlanyog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gadlanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Worship no other gods but Gadlanyog.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Gadlanyog in the centre of the settlement.