Rawjabjad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty capybara.

Rawjabjad created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawjabjad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawjabjad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rawjabjad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Rawjabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

3. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.