Narpaknart is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm centaur.

Narpaknart created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narpaknart, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narpaknart, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Narpaknart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Narpaknart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never feed lots of corn to eagles while wearing black tights.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.