Rowcubfen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful horse.

Rowcubfen created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcubfen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rowcubfen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rowcubfen's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Rowcubfen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never feed tomatoes to tapirs while wearing cyan corsets.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing white stockings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your face.

5. Never wear coats.