Sogflaghom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthinking goblin.

Sogflaghom created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogflaghom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogflaghom, it will strike you with lightening.

Sogflaghom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sogflaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.