Cabtadsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, idiotic dove.

Cabtadsis created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtadsis, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabtadsis, he will think nothing of it.

Cabtadsis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cabtadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Run away if eight snakes approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.