Nuttligzak is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, uncaring bee.

Nuttligzak created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttligzak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nuttligzak, it will come to you in dreams.

Nuttligzak's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nuttligzak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Always help voles.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never eat bark.