Gunhatdun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust camel.

Gunhatdun created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunhatdun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gunhatdun, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gunhatdun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gunhatdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to grasshopers while wearing stockings.

2. Run away from gray aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about optics.