Tikladont is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome dove.

Tikladont created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Tikladont, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tikladont, it will cry a lot.

Tikladont's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Tikladont's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Hide if five frogs approach from the north.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tikladont.

4. Retreat if six snakes approach from the east.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.