Tafbessyampas Capjambidwon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical snake.

Tafbessyampas Capjambidwon created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafbessyampas Capjambidwon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tafbessyampas Capjambidwon, it will turn you into a plant.

Tafbessyampas Capjambidwon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tafbessyampas Capjambidwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of moths.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Run away if six dogs approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.