Rullik is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident dragonfly.

Rullik created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullik, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rullik, he will turn you into a frog.

Rullik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rullik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing green corsets and balancing eight copper spheres on your chest.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.