Fadnabweg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking manatee.

Fadnabweg created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnabweg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fadnabweg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fadnabweg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fadnabweg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight moths approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about dark energy.