Litrilgup is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able
slug.
Litrilgup created a strange quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Litrilgup, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Litrilgup, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Litrilgup's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Litrilgup's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Litrilgup on top of important buildings.
3. Always look after injured pigs.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.