Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous warg.

Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tabrakdob Lidbepbarnripkonnilldapril eight times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear tights.