Karnigbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful wolf.

Karnigbem created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnigbem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Karnigbem, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Karnigbem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Karnigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Feed all hungry goats.