Kimzenbed is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonest lion.

Kimzenbed created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimzenbed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimzenbed, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kimzenbed's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kimzenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kimzenbed.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. You must never eat peas.