Jabfarndid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest gorilla.

Jabfarndid created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabfarndid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabfarndid, she will not invite you to parties.

Jabfarndid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jabfarndid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.