Gepfomdun is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart chicken.

Gepfomdun created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepfomdun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gepfomdun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gepfomdun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gepfomdun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepfomdun.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

5. Never look at galaxies.