Miprakpod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil rat.

Miprakpod created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miprakpod, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miprakpod, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Miprakpod's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Miprakpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the west.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.