Largxinbum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless toad.

Largxinbum created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Largxinbum, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Largxinbum, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Largxinbum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Largxinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always wash your head before prayer.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.