Afcunbat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive lobster.

Afcunbat created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afcunbat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Afcunbat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Afcunbat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Afcunbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.