Labbithakloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, annoying dog.

Labbithakloop created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labbithakloop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Labbithakloop, it will remove you from existence.

Labbithakloop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Labbithakloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never wear black jumpers.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.