Metboghen is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonest camel.

Metboghen created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Metboghen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Metboghen, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Metboghen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Metboghen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never wear yellow coats.