Arngidlak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, capable duck.

Arngidlak created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Arngidlak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arngidlak, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arngidlak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Arngidlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never jump in the presence of rats.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not kill dolphins.