Mipstiggab is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical bird.

Mipstiggab created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipstiggab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipstiggab, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mipstiggab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Mipstiggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.