Sishugwodcetyart is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omniscient squid.

Sishugwodcetyart created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sishugwodcetyart, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sishugwodcetyart, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Sishugwodcetyart's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sishugwodcetyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing kilts.

5. You must love Sishugwodcetyart.