Talstersid Inghasbot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, impressive dove.

Talstersid Inghasbot created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talstersid Inghasbot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Talstersid Inghasbot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Talstersid Inghasbot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Talstersid Inghasbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near aardvarks while wearing blue boots and balancing three nickel spheres on your head.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.