Logcubwap is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, weak centipede.

Logcubwap created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logcubwap, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Logcubwap, she will turn you into a frog.

Logcubwap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Logcubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured horses.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Logcubwap.

5. Do not drink alcohol.