Narllimfed is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, conceited wyvern.

Narllimfed created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narllimfed, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Narllimfed, she will turn you into a rat.

Narllimfed's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Narllimfed's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not kill doves.