Nibdibbab Lunmadflis is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish spider.

Nibdibbab Lunmadflis created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibdibbab Lunmadflis, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nibdibbab Lunmadflis, he will turn you into a worm.

Nibdibbab Lunmadflis' most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nibdibbab Lunmadflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from indigo rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never paint your back mauve.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always stare at clouds.