Flypopab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent snail.

Flypopab created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypopab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flypopab, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flypopab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Flypopab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Flypopab.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must pray to Flypopab nine times a day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.