Yokbellzag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced dove.

Yokbellzag created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbellzag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yokbellzag, it will turn you into a slug.

Yokbellzag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Yokbellzag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokbellzag.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not jump in public.