Boddoggov Wittunton is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever warg.

Boddoggov Wittunton created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boddoggov Wittunton, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Boddoggov Wittunton, he will ignore you.

Boddoggov Wittunton's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Boddoggov Wittunton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Do not chop down trees.