Habpaspop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous warg.

Habpaspop created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habpaspop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habpaspop, she will try to impress you with trees.

Habpaspop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Habpaspop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Habpaspop.

2. You must pray to Habpaspop eight times a day.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never paint your face white.